Well, I'm still fired.

I didn't get the position at the radio station.

Am trying to find a job in Alexandria.

Expect more movie reviews more frequently.

Well, I can't hate work anymore.

Yes, ladies and gennulmenz, I WAS FIRED!

But it wasn't my fault!  My alarm didn't go off, and my phone is broken! REALLY!  Anyway, I give 'em a call, and they say I'm through!  In a way, I'm relieved.  My emotions were going raw, and they were cutting my time way back anyway.  I harbor no ill will tward any of them.  They're good people.  But I did gain 20 pounds while working there, and it'll be nice to be away from all that easy yet fattening food.  Ever wonder where I got my logo?  Check my reviews and find out!

"Tree!...Cabin!...UNDERWEAR!" - Dad Asparagus

I HATE WORK!

Actually, I just dislike some of the people I work with, but that's to be expected.  They tried to screw me out of a decent pay raise, but I was able to get it just by asking (I'm supposed to keep that confidential, SHHHHHHH!) I'm really stoked to have found a Green Jelly web site!  Check out my reviews page for more!

"Green Jell-O SUXX!"

                        -Bill Manspeaker

Hello Again!  Things have been going pretty well in my life.  McDonald's keeps getting easier and easier to do, we got a new cool News Director down at the station, and I'm finally able to not worry about how I'm gonna pay my bills.  The new News Director has some great ideas to get the station out of its apathetic slump.  He brought his own computer.  He knows his stuff.  It feels good to be busy.  Have a Nice Day!

-"Good."

         - some guy

Yee-ha!   Ride 'em Tex!  HI!  Miss me?  Of course you didn't!  Well, I'm now a complete tool for the corporate establishment!  That's right, I'm doing the thing I promised myself I'd never do: WORK AT McDONALD'S!  The work isn't all that hard, but you get a lot of guff from some of the supervisors and even more from the 16-year-old punks who've worked there longer than you who like to order you around to feel some sort of mock superiority.  But I digress.  I've let them know I won't take their poopie!  And the paycheck will be nice, as well.  My supervisor told me "Don't even THINK about leaving before you get a manager's approval!"  I hate it when people say "Don't even THINK..."  Cuz then what do you do?  That's right, you purposely THINK about leaving, just to spite them.  Ah, so what?  I'm now a voting delegate for the Green Party of Minnesota.  Will have to remember to ask for time off that day.  Saw a HILARIOUS website!  Read all about it on my reviews page!

"Leave me alone, MILKMAN SCUM!"

              -Julie Brown, to Dairy Person Joel

                   (brother to Bill and Brian Doyle) Murray,

                                              "Shakes the Clown"