Yee-ha!   Ride 'em Tex!  HI!  Miss me?  Of course you didn't!  Well, I'm now a complete tool for the corporate establishment!  That's right, I'm doing the thing I promised myself I'd never do: WORK AT McDONALD'S!  The work isn't all that hard, but you get a lot of guff from some of the supervisors and even more from the 16-year-old punks who've worked there longer than you who like to order you around to feel some sort of mock superiority.  But I digress.  I've let them know I won't take their poopie!  And the paycheck will be nice, as well.  My supervisor told me "Don't even THINK about leaving before you get a manager's approval!"  I hate it when people say "Don't even THINK..."  Cuz then what do you do?  That's right, you purposely THINK about leaving, just to spite them.  Ah, so what?  I'm now a voting delegate for the Green Party of Minnesota.  Will have to remember to ask for time off that day.  Saw a HILARIOUS website!  Read all about it on my reviews page!

"Leave me alone, MILKMAN SCUM!"

              -Julie Brown, to Dairy Person Joel

                   (brother to Bill and Brian Doyle) Murray,

                                              "Shakes the Clown"