Well, I can't hate work anymore.

Yes, ladies and gennulmenz, I WAS FIRED!

But it wasn't my fault!  My alarm didn't go off, and my phone is broken! REALLY!  Anyway, I give 'em a call, and they say I'm through!  In a way, I'm relieved.  My emotions were going raw, and they were cutting my time way back anyway.  I harbor no ill will tward any of them.  They're good people.  But I did gain 20 pounds while working there, and it'll be nice to be away from all that easy yet fattening food.  Ever wonder where I got my logo?  Check my reviews and find out!

"Tree!...Cabin!...UNDERWEAR!" - Dad Asparagus